There's only one obscenely expensive mosque the former monarch erected.
It's just a giant rock, not a country.
The streets were filthy with chavs binge drinking.
The pyramids were spectacular, however the people were really nasty and the city were the dirtiest.
Too hot, buildings falling apart, rubbish in the streets, bad driving, large potholes.
The terrain was lovely, but there was a malaria threat and indigenous tribes may capture and murder you.
People loitered at night, including women squatting near train stops.